Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2005

Transcript:

"Hello, son." "Hullo, mama." "Son, there's a rumor at the hair salon that you've been shopping for food at safeway." "I told them it wasn't true. I told them that no son of mine would be caught dead eating something he didn't catch." "Tell me I'm right, son." "You right, Mama." "Fine...now be a good son and give me something to put my shoes in...my feet hurt and I don't want to wear them home." "Take it. Me got lots."