Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 08, 2006

Transcript:

"Dear Mr. Head of Homeland Security Guy, You are protecting our land against terrorists and spying on the books people take out of libraries." "But what about sea anemones?... Is anyone watching the books THEY take out of libraries? P.S. I only ask because one of them is trying to kill me." "What has happened to you? Have you lost all touch with reality? Gimme that before you get yourself committed." "...It's for a friend." "Killing Pigs For Dummies"