Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2006

Transcript:

"Hello... Are you here for the intern position?" "Oil Co." "Yes." "What are your qualifications?" "I'm greedy. I lie. And I want to step on the heads of the little people." "Hmm... Sounds like you might not be the right fit for our internship." "Oh? Then what am I a good fit for?" "Gentlemen... Our new C.E.O." "Oil Co."