Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2007
March 24, 2007
March 26, 2007
Transcript:
"I was in the bookstore today. I noticed they had twelve of the latest 'Get Fuzzy' book, but only ten of your newest 'Pearls' book." "Good for 'Fuzzy.'" "Does it hurt you to know that Darby Conley is twenty percent more popular than you?" "Please go away." "After all, if this were an election, that would be considered a @#*@#*@ landslide." "I mean, look at this, you've got stupid crocs on the cover of your book. Who wants stupid crocs? No one! Cats! Cats are what this country demands! Give the people what they want!" "I don't have a stupid cat in my comic, okay?! I don't even know how to draw one!!!" "And that's where 'Bicky,' the quasi-copyright infringing cat comes in." "I hope you know a good attorney." "Why me? Why me? Why me?"
wolfyclub almost 13 years ago
What about snuffles?
lormex almost 13 years ago
It could be that the “Pearls” books were selling better than the “Fuzzies”.
dangerj03 over 12 years ago
Snuffles was not in the strip yet,if I recall.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Maybe Pastis has actually sold two more copies of his book than Conley, in which case…
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) about 6 years ago
Why does Rat wants cats?? Rats HATE cats!
NErDysprosium over 5 years ago
Um, if there are 12 Get Fuzzy books, and 10 PBS books, couldn’t that also mean that, if they each started at, say, 15, Patsis has sold 5 and Get Fuzzy Guy has sold 3, making Patsis 66% more popular (if I did my math right)?