Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2007
July 07, 2007
July 09, 2007
Transcript:
"What are you doing, l'il guard duck?" "I am waiting for my girlfriend Maura to return. She's the duck who flew south last winter and broke my heart, sir." "Why don't you go and try to find her?" "Because I cannot fly, sir. I have told you that, sir. I am a broken duck, sir." "Then I will help you fly, little guard duck. And you will find her. And you will have true love!" "And your days of having a broken heart will be forever gone!!!" TOSS THUD "I'm a bird, not a javelin, sir." "How 'bout we just have some chocolate and a good cry?"
Slam Dragon about 13 years ago
Guard ducks white now!
idroppedmygum about 13 years ago
i like good crys hehe
iFerrarifan almost 13 years ago
apparently green lantern left.
xall2h1 over 12 years ago
I like the chocolate thing
Married2Merry over 12 years ago
Guard Duck’s tail feathers mysteriously disappeared in the last two panels. Perhaps they are magical.
Bob10113 over 7 years ago
At least aim him south!
MemphisBelle over 5 years ago
Never understood why Li’l Guard Duck addresses Pig as “sir.” Anybody out there have a theory?
robert423elliott over 2 years ago
He calls him “sir” for the same reason that Marcie calls Peppermint Patty, “Sir”, in Peanuts! A feeling that the other is superior to you! No, it’s not logical. It’s a comic strip. Comic strips aren’t logical as a rule!