Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2007

Transcript:

"Behold! It is I, Ego-Man, and my crimefighting assistant, Captain Too-Fat-to-be-of-Assistance Boy!!" "GADZOOKS!" "So what's your sidekick do to fight crime?" "He stands there and yells 'Gadzooks.'" "Every little bit helps."