Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2008

Transcript:

"Okay, zeeba... Now you had it... Crocs buy DOOMSDAY device.. If me press button, you house ESSPLODE. So geev up now or face conseekence." "That's ridiculous. Leave me alone." "Ohhhkay, tough guy.. Dat what you tink?... Me will press, you know... You want me press?" "Sure. Press it." "No you tempt me, zeeba neighba... No you tempt me." "Press the stupid thing." "OHHHKAY, zeeba.. You want? You want? You GET!" *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* WHIRRRRR *CLICK* WHIRRRR "Stop opening the @#*@@*# garage door, Larry." "Shut mouf, woomun. Shut mouf."