Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2008
Transcript:
"Who's at the door, Fred?" "That stupid army duck from next door... the one that's always on me about not cutting our lawn." "What are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna open the door and drop kick that little waterfowl clear across the street." "Never mess with a panelwalking duck, Fred."
If guard duck shot the RPG from there, he, too, would become KFC