Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2008
August 08, 2008
August 10, 2008
Transcript:
"Hey, why'd they change the color of these diner stools?" "I dunno, why's it matter?" "Because this represents change. I do not like change. I like every aspect of my day to remain exactly the same, as deviations such as this carry the devastating potential for destroying the fragile balance that is me." "It's a chair." "If you need me, I'll be at home, crying, in a dark corner of my closet."
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
same here*sniffle*
kush1104 almost 13 years ago
“It’s a chair.”
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
That’s a bad pun.
ShpelChekz over 8 years ago
I would Love 10k in quarters, I need them to do laundry.
NovaSings over 6 years ago
Rat I’m sorry that corners taken.
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From the spleen to the ping, to the hen, to the dingWhere’s my clown? That’s my thing, always drama when I hingeSee, I believe that if I see it in my heartSmash through the ceiling ‘cause I’m reaching for the stars