Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2009

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Larry says, "Son?Me has some news?Mudder geet keednapped." Billy says, "Kidnapped? Ohmygawd! What do we do?! What do we do?!!" Larry says, "Son?Son?Please calm down. Dad have step-by-step plan?" Billy says, "Okay?Okay? what do we do first?" Larry says, "Deebate pros and cons." Life wid mom gone Prose 1 Freedum. 2 More freedum. 3 Fun Cons none me can tink of Billy says, "She's my mother I'd miss her." Larry says, "Hey! Dat our first con."