Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2009
Transcript:
Kaanapali Beach, Hawaii S. Pastis says, "Hello?" Woman says, "Stephan, it's your mother. Where are you?" Arcadia, California S. Pastis says ,"I told you, Ma, I'm in Hawaii. I took a couple of weeks off." Woman says, "You been reasing your strips lately?" S. Pastis says, "No. Not at all. Why?" Woman says, "Because everyone is dead! The pig is dead! The zebra is dead! The duck! The cat! The Crocs! They're all in some stupid 'Wonderland' place and getting eaten by some stupid 'Raterpillar' thing!" S. Pastis says, "What are you talking about? This week's strips are about Guard Duck and some cows!!" Woman says, "Think again, my idiot son." S. Pastis says, "Well, who the heck is doing my strip while I'm gone?!?" Pig says, "You're in trouble." Rat says, "Pipe down, fatty. I'm eating the 'Family Circus' kids."
m.l. over 12 years ago
Gun guy about 12 years ago
How in the world did he get guard duck?
Soroxas about 12 years ago
1st time Steph’s mom is in the strip I think
Ranchan over 7 years ago
I knew that not even Stephan could be responsible for the last week’s strips!
PBS1! almost 5 years ago
Wow, that’s a plot twist.
Nahte769(the new one) about 4 years ago
The cow series is amazing
PBS1! over 3 years ago
Now THAT’S a plot twist!
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) over 2 years ago
Jeff’s had it coming:)