Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 02, 2010

Transcript:

THUD Rat says, "What's going on in there, you stupid Pig?" Pig says, "I've? fallen into the laundry basket." Rat says, "Well then get out." Rat says, "I'd like to, but? oh, no." Rat says, "'Oh, no,' what?" Pig says, "I think I've? I've been bitten by... some sort of laundry bug." Rat says, "You what??" Pig says, "I... I'm feeling weak... not myself... oh, gawd, what is happening?... I am... I am..." Pig says, "Gym sock nose guy!" Rat says, "This is why you don't accept storylines from Pig." Stephan says, "Uh oh... episode two: the triumph of the smelliness."