Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 15, 2011

I’m stockpiling canned goods and dwarf repellent as we speak …

Oh God, it’s Snow White all over again!

No news - is good news.

I think I saw that story on Yahoo! News yesterday. . .

If it bleeds, it leads.

Stock up on boots to protect your ankles!

And we all know, of course, that the crisis will be

1. Boehner’s fault

or

2. Obama’s fault

Still casting aspersions on Pluto? Or, maybe I should keep a small-caliber gun handy?

On Wednesday, they were DWARFS. Today, they mutated into DWARVES…

I’m more worried about gnomes. I accidently came upon a comic about psychopathic murderous gnomes many years ago and that made me want to smash up garden gnomes for a week.

tv news that do stories based on fear…must be fox news or news corp.

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s of to work we go…..

At least I learned something from this strip, other than the fact that Pastis is nuts, that the plural of “dwarf” is dwarves.

Snow White called – said she’s looking for a book deal.

I always knew Happy had a dark secret…

I’ll be hiding in my local bowling alley.

How does Rat keep getting these jobs?

And the plural of midget is midgi and there were three of them that followed a star somewhere…lol…

I think the dwarf threat is up to orange this week. Grumpy is REALLY grumpy

synchronicity with The Argyle Sweater today.

Oh no! Will Pastis tie up two more arcs with Pluto eating earthlings as well as drinking passing aliens??Stay tuned for further developments. Brought to you by a Rat Fink.

I’m surprised Rat doesn’t have a beer with him at the anchor desk.

Actually the dwarf in the photo looks like someone is about to eat him!!!

Rat forgot to add the “and how you can protect your children” bit that local stations like to use to scare parents into watching.

Be sure to check out The argyle Sweater today – spooky

Oh look – it’s Bill O’Ratly.

LOL!

That is so cute

xxx

I bet he’s not wearing any pants behind that desk too.

Rat News Channel is on the air!

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Scary news!

Garden Gnomes!

I cant wait to see all the people who take this the wrong way respond! Stephan, you are a genius!

Oh no!

…midgets…wrap them in cotton and they make great tampons for elephants…

The Only thing scary then the news is politics.