Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 19, 2012
January 18, 2012
January 20, 2012
Transcript:
Pastis: Hello? Voice: Hi. This is Southworsterly Airlines. We've found your luggage with the rat inside. He's unharmed, but a little angry. Where would you like it sent? Rat: I'll kill him if it's the last thing I do. Yakutsk, Siberia.
Way to go, cartoon-Pastis! By the time Rat gets back to seek his revenge (kinda like Edmond Dantès), you will probably have new clothes to wear, courtesy of an insurance payout by Southworsterly….
Our economic infrastructure includes widespread and easily located facilities commonly known as “Clothing Stores.” They are supplemented, in both goods and services, by facilities known as “Big Box Stores.” Both kinds of facilities offer a wide variety of goods known as “clothing.” Acquiring those goods and making immediate use of them would save us all from the malady known as “Urping Over Breakfast Because We’re Looking At His $@$#$#@ Bare Chest.”
Rat deserves any and every nasty thing that happens to him. Let him stay there for a while, maybe it will freeze some of the piss and vinegar out of him.
Chibi-Robo: Score one for karma! (high-fives karma) Also, tomorrow I’ll have a friend commenting with me, Chibi-robo! (Hint: He is from a Sonic Truth or Dare on FanFiction.net)
Well, I finally got around to looking up Yakutsk. According to Wikipedia “Yakutsk has the coldest winter temperatures for any city, though not for any inhabited place, on Earth.” Ouch!
Since I posted it so late last night, I’m going to repost my comment from yesterday.Alright, I’m going to predict that as the week goes on, Rat will remain missing and Steph will start losing weight, stop smoking and just look healthier, then Rat returns and one panel to undo it all.
Wonder what airline Stephan took as most do not allow rats on their planes…not sure any do anymore…a few years back there was an airline that did for a $25 fee…as you can tell this hamster likes to get around!
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Excellent move.
jadescomics almost 13 years ago
Rat will always find a way back, ALWAYS
legaleagle48 almost 13 years ago
It’s called PAYBACK, Rat.
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
It’s worth the clothes, and his contact lenses. Well played, Steph.
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
(1) All those years of Risk came in handy, didn’t they Stephen? (2) I wonder which airline is being spoofed in that first panel?
Alohacat almost 13 years ago
uh, Those glue traps usually work? You know, just like a tourist trap. Rat is pretty creative though.
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
Hey Rat, at least it wasn’t a water landing.
Alohacat almost 13 years ago
But wait, is it the luggage or Rat, that they are talking about?
bahramthered almost 13 years ago
Rat has refused to die and mysteriously healed within days of exploding.
He clawed his way back from the afterlife after a heart attack.
You think Siberia is a challenge?
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
Hey Steph, did you find some other boxers? I can send some. You’re right they might be a little large.
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
Oh yeah, and how bout an Angels cap?
Jess V almost 13 years ago
He survived your attempt to make him sleep with the fishies, Rat. You’ll need to be really creative if you want him gone good.
Armaxis almost 13 years ago
Rat is pretty lucky – it’s only – 25,6 F in Yakutsk now =)
jeff_e almost 13 years ago
Favorite Pearls in a long time! A zinger, Steph.
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
after all, he’s always lived in Siber-space
WelshRat Premium Member almost 13 years ago
To those who think it won’t be effective… Rat now has to walk back from Siberia. Plus it sends a message.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Way to go, cartoon-Pastis! By the time Rat gets back to seek his revenge (kinda like Edmond Dantès), you will probably have new clothes to wear, courtesy of an insurance payout by Southworsterly….
AnonymousUser almost 13 years ago
Check… and mate.
milhouse.vh almost 13 years ago
OK, on Tuesday he wore the daks he flew in, on Wednesday he turned them inside out, what’s he wearing today? No, no, don’t tell me!
kenneth cronin almost 13 years ago
this one made me laugh out loud. great one.
milhouse.vh almost 13 years ago
Hey Pastis, at least put a towel on that chair!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
ratsicle. with or with out the stick? he does seem kinda “stuck”.
Flapperhatgirl! almost 13 years ago
This is great. So funny. But you know Rat has to come back sometime… And if he kills Stephan, that’ll be the end on the strip, right? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
OhioTechyDude almost 13 years ago
Justice Finally some justice!
Slick105 almost 13 years ago
Yakutsk is where most of the diamonds and lots of the gold come from in Russia. Is this Rat’s way of making money? (I’ve been there twice)
finale almost 13 years ago
So much for a “thaw” in relations with Russia. Vlad Putin….look out!
poihths almost 13 years ago
Dear Mr. Pastis,
Our economic infrastructure includes widespread and easily located facilities commonly known as “Clothing Stores.” They are supplemented, in both goods and services, by facilities known as “Big Box Stores.” Both kinds of facilities offer a wide variety of goods known as “clothing.” Acquiring those goods and making immediate use of them would save us all from the malady known as “Urping Over Breakfast Because We’re Looking At His $@$#$#@ Bare Chest.”
PatyAnn almost 13 years ago
Karma has bitten you in the butt Rat. Admit it, you diserve it.
KEA almost 13 years ago
Wow, when’s the last time anyone used Yakutsk in a comic? It’s one of my favorite names along with Ulan Bator.
The Old Wolf almost 13 years ago
Rat deserves any and every nasty thing that happens to him. Let him stay there for a while, maybe it will freeze some of the piss and vinegar out of him.
Greshnab almost 13 years ago
and the rat came back the very next day, the rat came back he just wouldn’t stay away
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Looks like Rat is planning to meet his maker, and kill him.
Harryfan almost 13 years ago
I just had a bad thought. What if the Rat and Peggy go into some sort of business partnership. That might even eclipse Bernie Madoff.
birkhofer Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I can’t get enough of Rat.
coolwaterman almost 13 years ago
dmmorlan almost 13 years ago
Just leave Rat there and get on with the strip. Never found Rat all that funny.
Chibi-robo64 almost 13 years ago
Chibi-Robo: Score one for karma! (high-fives karma) Also, tomorrow I’ll have a friend commenting with me, Chibi-robo! (Hint: He is from a Sonic Truth or Dare on FanFiction.net)
slypuma almost 13 years ago
at least bags fly free…
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Well done, Steph!
LOL LOL xxx
jimelek almost 13 years ago
If Steph is just wearing boxers, where does he keep his cigarettes? :O
Srover almost 13 years ago
Pastis FTW!!!
Alms4Thorby almost 13 years ago
Next time I play Risk, Yakutsk will be the last place I capture.
FlippySuper almost 13 years ago
Good idea!
gscottwong almost 13 years ago
Steph is being kind. Yakutsk isn’t that verdant unless there’s been a mild winter.
comicnut4636 almost 13 years ago
Rat will “BE baaaack”!
Firebird67 almost 13 years ago
Well, I finally got around to looking up Yakutsk. According to Wikipedia “Yakutsk has the coldest winter temperatures for any city, though not for any inhabited place, on Earth.” Ouch!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
put a shirt on will ya.
hossblacksilver almost 13 years ago
Since I posted it so late last night, I’m going to repost my comment from yesterday.Alright, I’m going to predict that as the week goes on, Rat will remain missing and Steph will start losing weight, stop smoking and just look healthier, then Rat returns and one panel to undo it all.
Yontrop almost 13 years ago
I hope Stephen finds some clothes soon.
angeldscoobydoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Cold, Stephen, real cold.
LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet almost 13 years ago
“Rat will meet a big Russian guy named Peggy.”
LOL!
codedaddy almost 13 years ago
I see at least 6 uses of “Steph” instead of “Stephan”. Is there precedent for this, as in Pastis using it in the strip?
pocounohamster almost 13 years ago
Wonder what airline Stephan took as most do not allow rats on their planes…not sure any do anymore…a few years back there was an airline that did for a $25 fee…as you can tell this hamster likes to get around!
Bye Bye Jeffy almost 4 years ago
this is DEFFINETLY what i would do with my brother