Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Neighbor Willy! Want to fly to mars? Willy: Can't. Have to study. Pig: Why? Willy: I need a 4.6 G.P.A. Pig: What for? Willy: To get into a top-tier, ivy league school. Where, if I work really hard, I can get a degree and then a six-figure job. Where, if I work even harder, I can make a lot of money for many years. Which, if everything goes right, will allow me to retire comfortably at 65. Pig: Then what? Willy: Then maybe I'll have a couple years left before I die.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Mars sounds so much better!
V-Beast over 12 years ago
“You want fries with that Mars box?”
Varnes over 12 years ago
What a great planet. The annual Mars Bar Crawl is sweet!
BTW, if that’s Saturn back there, they may be going the wrong way….
Cinquefoil over 12 years ago
You know what? Screw the SATs. I’m off to another planet.
BobSpelledBackwards over 12 years ago
Today’s college grad — unemployed and $100,000 in debt. Welcome to Earth.
thisisretarded over 12 years ago
Sadly true. This country is so screwed.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
It’s the Great Space Coaster!
Phatts over 12 years ago
… always take time out for the occasional space vacation …
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
A box is anything you want it to be, but always a box-load of fun! —And, sadly, the only way to Mars from the space-deprived USA….
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
Is a 4.6 possible? I thought 4.0 was top.
possiblekim over 12 years ago
Calvin and Neighbour made the right choice. Live life to the fullest
PICTO over 12 years ago
So I said to my parents," I’ll just take the first year off to back pack around the universe and then I’ll go to college".
Bilan over 12 years ago
But if nobody works those jobs, who’s going to make the box you fly to Mars in?
Bilan over 12 years ago
On he flip side, getting a a 4.6 gpa will bar you from becoming a cartoonist.
knight1192a over 12 years ago
With the state of things today, don’t expect to be able to retire at 65. Either you’ll have to keep working past the age of retirment just to have a little to live on for you’re planned last couple of years, or the company you work for will fire you before you reach retirement age so they can try to get away with not haveing to pay retirement benefits.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Two schools of thought: In theory, nothing is better than an A, because A means excellent. How can you get better than that?But, since some classes have an extra credit component, in theory, it you complete all the course work excellently and do a bang up job on the extra credit, you should get a better grade. I don’t think that is allowed at the university level, but I’ve seen 4.1’s in middle and high school……4.6 is over the top…part of the joke, I think…
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
Cardboard Diem! . . . . .☻
Hugh Manatee over 12 years ago
Amen, brother.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
the burser over 12 years ago
that’s pastis
Tetonbil over 12 years ago
Hooray for Pastis ! Home run baby !
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Turn on, tune in, drop out. Nothing like the old songs, huh?
jmartin1955 over 12 years ago
Absolutely f&^%ing true. I’m in the box.
A_NY_Outlaw over 12 years ago
Since the government took away funding for NASA, this might be the only way left for us to get to the ISS!
JGordonFan24 over 12 years ago
I didn’t know ship was spelled with 2 p’s.
bmonk over 12 years ago
The only thing I see that Pastis left out is paying off student loans from the Ivy League College and grad degrees.
jeff_e over 12 years ago
Amen to this one.
abaffuto over 12 years ago
Bill Watterson would be proud. Great Strip.
BoonCartoons over 12 years ago
Now I felt sick
Dark Pit over 12 years ago
smart kid.
kzcreations.com over 12 years ago
pig may look stupid… but he is really, really smart.
edonline over 12 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen… Piggy Stardust
el8 over 12 years ago
see “Non Sequitor”
wvhappypappy over 12 years ago
I usually draw my covers with my left hand…I’ll occasionally draw the curtains with my right…bathwater, definitely left…conclusions, either or…the ire of my better half, consistently…
Yammo Premium Member over 12 years ago
I love this strip. Enjoy youth while you can, don’t waste it away
dirtking239 over 12 years ago
That’s one way to put your life into perspective
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
Thanks…coming from you, that’s totally unnecessary.Gee, I haven’t been patronised for quite some time.
George_P_Burdell over 12 years ago
Did the Crocs write the sign? Surely Pig can spell better than your average Croc.
starlilies over 12 years ago
AMEN!
terrycox51550 over 12 years ago
4.6 GPA :LOL:
ChunkyDaddy over 12 years ago
Is this strip taking an inspiration from the song Price Tag by Jesse J. Cuz, it has this line
Yeah yeahWell, keep the price tagAnd take the cash backJust give me six streams and a half stackAnd you can keep the carsLeave me the garageAnd all I..Yes all I need are keys and garageAnd guess what, in 30 seconds I’m leaving to MarsYes we leaving across these undefeatable oddsIts like this man, you can’t put a price on lifeWe do this for the love so we fight and sacrifice everynightSo we aint gon stumble and fall neverWaiting to see, a sign of defeat uh uhSo we gon keep everyone moving there feetSo bring back the beat and everybody sing
Funny thing is the video shows the 2 artists flash backing to their childhood toys. THe gist of the video is that how the beatup childhood toys made them happy
huntdawumpus Premium Member over 12 years ago
I think I need a framed print of this strip on acid-neutral paper.
Nuttypearls115 over 12 years ago
Mars. No contest.
m.l. over 12 years ago
quagmire3 about 6 years ago
Calvin and Hobbes vibes.
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) over 2 years ago
I am reading this may 6th 2022