Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 11, 2012

Larry, meet George Jetson…

I rather like her new ’do.

I think Patty is going to let her fingers do the talking, or at least her knuckles.

But she’s got Bloggovich’s hair….

John Edwards? Justin Bieber?

Me like yous’ wifes hair.

Patty looks vastly improved, I say. And she’s about to tune Larry up, so Junior has better go off with Freddy and hang around with Zeeba Neighba for a while….

I like her hair.

Since when do crocodiles have hair? I realize they say “fine as frog hair” in some places, but crocodiles?

Larry made a bald statement and things are about to get hairy.

At least he noticed.

I think she looks nice. Larry is going to be sleeping the fishes tonight.

Too late to shuf mouf, Larry. Roll wit punches…hurt less.

Looks like she got a dye job. I prefer blonde crocs.

@D088:Just as there is “Cartoon Physics,” there’s “Cartoon Biology.” Therefore reptiles in cartoons can grow hair.

Maybe Rod Blagojevich?

funny as weed killer

Larry is in for a world of hurt. I’d say Patty is about to attempt to beat the stupid out of Larry.

like bender would say bite my shiny metal ass

Ooooh, dead croc walking…

Ooooooh! He is sure stepping on thin ice.

I love her hair.

xxx

Apparently, Dad’s a Republican … or, at least, has the potential to vote for them.

Larry’s wife has hair as a way of distinguishing the few female crocodiles from the usual male ones. That said, there’s really no way to draw hair on a crocodile and not make it look goofy. The female crocs should just wear bows or flowers on their heads.

Love the new ’do! Let her keep it,Stephen!

Not one Elvis Impersonator reference? Oh, my!

I like the hair although it is like Janis’ in Arlo & Janis.

Wife no have name.

I like how she has her fists up when she tells her son that she wants to “talk” to her husband.

no wonder the crocs get killed a lot …