Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2012
September 26, 2012
September 28, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, PIg. It's Goat. Want to get some coffee? PIg: I can't. I'm at old man Johnson's farm and I have a bit of a crisis on my hands. Goat: Oh my goodness. What happened? Pig: The poor guy kicked the bucket. He took it harder than I thought.
Stitchz_Is_Here about 12 years ago
>.< I wonder if Pig knows how badly he words things… Uh, no.
margueritem about 12 years ago
He’s crying over spilt milk.
Michael McGinnis Premium Member about 12 years ago
Since the pail is tilted right over on its side, it appears that the farmer intended for it to happen. After all it’s on his bucket list.
rf_eq about 12 years ago
that’s nothing compared to the time he bought the farm.
rshive about 12 years ago
As the Quaker said when the cow kicked over the milk bucket, " Cow, thou knowest I can neither kick thee nor curse thee nor smite thee. But knowest also that I can sell thee to someone who will."
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 12 years ago
Reckon Goat’s on the phone with emergency services now?
hariseldon59 about 12 years ago
Oh oh, a cow in the strip. Guard Duck would freak out.
Ghinghe about 12 years ago
I thought for sure with Old Man Johnson’s Farm, we were going to get some kind of Prince reference. Maybe Pig in a raspberry beret.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Oh, dear! Old Man Johnson, the farmer, has kicked the bucket! Oh, dear! Oh, dearie me!Pig, you really should…(never mind).
einarbt7 about 12 years ago
lol.
jmartin1955 about 12 years ago
A Pun too Far
cubswin2016 about 12 years ago
Hooray! The wabbit kicked the bucket!
finale about 12 years ago
Maybe this is the birthplace of Pig, LGD and Goat. Zebra and the Crocs are from Africa..Rat is from the sewers of Newark.
DrewSnider about 12 years ago
that Reuben just keeps getting further away, doesn’t it, Steph? Maybe you should consider my “The beer that made Mel Famy walk us” gag after all!
arenceee0445 about 12 years ago
Hey, wasn’t Old Man Johnson’s Farm where Prince got it on with the girl wearing the Raspberry Beret? Pastis, are u a Prince fan??
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
I see that Pig has a smartphone, and it’s not helping him at all.
Donna S about 12 years ago
What happens in the bucket doesn’t always stay in the bucket.
Fan o’ Lio. about 12 years ago
It’s pronounced “boo-kay”.
Fan o’ Lio. about 12 years ago
♪♫Old man Johnson had a farm E-I-E-I-O…
Gokie5 about 12 years ago
If it were a rerun, Stephan is entitled. Sheesh.
bmonk about 12 years ago
There was also a Bugs Bunny cartoon ( Robot Rabbit) where Elmer Fudd is hunting Bugs, and they dance around singing, “The wabbit kicked the bucket!”
GerardoDreadful about 12 years ago
I knew that was about to come but I laughed anyway.
Atrius5000 about 12 years ago
Okay, no. Just no. This one is not worthy. I like puns as much as the next guy, but this one… no.
m.l. about 12 years ago
TheAlmightyOne about 12 years ago
Like the whole, “Pigita I’m Dying” phrase for Easter eggs.
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 12 years ago
and @Night-Gaunt49From what I understand, Quakers’ meetings mostly consist(ed) of everyone sitting quietly, and occasionally one standing to say something. I believe “Quaker” was a name given to them by an English king, when one told him he should “tremble (quake) in the fear of the Lord”. My quotations might not be exact.
timber_wolf_789 about 12 years ago
Oh, Goat. When will you learn that Pig takes everything literally?