Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: I love reading this "Miss Manners" column. So few people have good manners. Pig: How do you define manners? Rat: Manners are the things we use to hide our real intentions. Goat: No. Rat: See. Right now I want to crush Goat, but I"ll be polite and just hit him lightly.
finale over 11 years ago
Ever the humanitarian.
Bilan over 11 years ago
Just remember to start with the small hammer on the left.
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Oh no, Stephan, don’t leave Zebra hanging!
arye uygur over 11 years ago
And I think that “Politically Correct” people are those who prefer to hide their real thoughts.
Arianne over 11 years ago
And I suppose Rat is using a croquet mallet because he is jumping through hoops to be “polite.”
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
And don’t forget to call, “Fore.”
corzak over 11 years ago
Be sure to maintain eye contact, Rat, while swinging your mallet in a firm, confident manner.It is also polite to say “Pardon me” or “Excuse me” following any significant blow to the head.
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
So how did Goat get off the island?
OldFinn over 11 years ago
So true, oh so true. Rat, you’re a prophet.
Liam Burns over 11 years ago
Dear Miss Manners, isn’t it bad manners to hide your identity behind a pseudonym?
Kaputnik over 11 years ago
Actually, I think Rat is pretty much correct on that.
juicebruce over 11 years ago
By use of the hammer “RAT” has just shown that he has now joined TNA’s “ACES AND EIGHTS”.
Riff Gibson Premium Member over 11 years ago
Actually, “tact” and “diplomacy” are things we use to hide our real intentions …
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
it’s best to hurt, than to tell a lie.
jessegooddoggy over 11 years ago
So Zeeba is still on the island, and the crocs are….??? I fear they are being written out of the strip in favor of lesser characters.
kappazei over 11 years ago
…because our real intentions are often harmful to others, ourselves and/or society
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Diplomacy” is the art of letting someone else have it your way.
P_Before_S_Fan over 11 years ago
Proginoskes, zebras on the island
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
I love Judith Marin.
bmonk over 11 years ago
Miss Manners (Judith Martin) has said,
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“You can deny all you want that there is etiquette, and a lot of people do in everyday life. But if you behave in a way that offends the people you’re trying to deal with, they will stop dealing with you…There are plenty of people who say, ‘We don’t care about etiquette, but we can’t stand the way so-and-so behaves, and we don’t want him around!’ Etiquette doesn’t have the great sanctions that the law has. But the main sanction we do have is in not dealing with these people and isolating them because their behavior is unbearable.”
Emmett Wayne over 11 years ago
And don’t forget that proper form requires an extended pinky finger during both the backswing and forward motion!
lmonteros over 11 years ago
TRUE!
neckback over 11 years ago
I suppose that goat won’t get hammered tonight. That is really considerate.
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
@ leagleeagle48: Oh, yeah. Got some story lines mixed up.
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) over 7 years ago
actually i agree with rat on this one.