Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2013
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Transcript:
Rat: My bookie's coming over. Want to place any bets? Pig: I thought your bookie got arrested. Rat: He did. I got a new one... the Johnson' kid. Pig: Isn't he a little young? Bookie: You taking Philly and the points? Rat: A little. Bookie: @#*@... I think I made a poopy.
True stories: My son’s first word was sh*t and his first sentence was son b*tch, get out way, mommy wants to go! I can’t imagine where he learned those things.