Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2013

A Caribbean bar that doesn’t offer appetizers or pupus?That definitely calls for a bad Yelp review.

Where’s Larry?

Bad reviews from Zebra?

The bartender should at least serve some peanuts.I’m sure they’d be complimentary.

Got any maraschino cherries he can nibble on?

okay…i’ll take a pangalactic gargle-blaster…

Zebra reviews: black or white, no grey areas.

It’s time to try cannibalism. Of course, the main character always survives …

Just scotch and water, thank you. And definitely some snacks….

With a bar there, when will Rat be showing up?

all the comforts, but no home.

On the plus side, I like his chances of winning the karaoke contest.

Yes the world has gotten that crazy.

Recipe for a “Zebra” cocktail

2 shots Black Sambuca2 shots Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila

2 shots black, 2 shots white.Layer it in a cocktail glass then light it up.Breath the fumes and then suck it all up in a straw.

http://recipehelpers.com/alcoholic/51137-zebra-2-a.html

ahh, scotch & soda Vitamin D!

(Dewars – Bar scotch)

Peanuts and maraschino cherries… Mmmm… add pretzels and you have all the major bar food groups!

I think Zebra should order a Bloody Larry.

When did he place the review, was it before Larry showed up? Cause after Larry showed up it bcame virtually impossible for Zebra to place a report as Larry used Zebra’s smartphone until the battery went dead checking out Facebook.

OMG, please stop this storyline!

Looking for a loverWho won’t blow my coverThey’re so hard to****

No where did she come from and where’s Larry? : )

It’s official — Zebra is stranded on Gilligan’s Island.

Hahahahahaha! Awwwww…

xxx

Is this some kind of hallucinogenic island? Kinda like Larry in Wonderland? Except it’s “Zebra on Fantasy Island?”This theme’s got ALL SORTS of possibilities!

Go ahead and start drinking, Zebra, soon you will not remember how hungry you are.

Yelp, the passive agressive cry for help.

Ok, the half star out of 5 only because they wont do 0…now kind of might deserve the half star

Order a martini. Eat the olive.

He must have been looking the other way when they set up the bar.

This is blackmail.Give us a good review or you don’t get of this island alive. It’s like lost, Zebra is in purgatory and what happened to Larry?

Zebra, ask for bar food/snacks.

wouldn’t zebra get thirsty before he would get hungry?

why do rat,pig, goat, and zebra not have real names, but larry,snuffles and guard duck do?