Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2013

Oh, Snuffles …

Now the lemmings don’t have a reason to commit suicide.

Corruption follows that kid everywhere.

least it’s not one of the horrible puns

HEADLINE: Bookie Baby Compromises Cat’s Skills!

This was a Peanuts baseball punchline involving Rerun. I was going to say slightly less surreal, but when you think about it…

Do five lemmings count as one player, or does Team Pig have too many players on the court even with Mr. Snuffles locked up behind bars? And as for Baby Bookie, I have a feeling he and Mr. Snuffles will not get along well….

Isn’t Baby Bookie too young to be in the clink?

Who would bet on that team anyway?

Oh well, now they have a basketball to play with

I bet Pastis regrets introducing the lemmings, knowing how much he hates to draw.

Only Snuffles…

Those five critters in a stack should go into the mail-order furniture polish business: Everybody likes lemming-sent furniture polish!

I don’t see a litter box in the picture for either?

Could have been fixing other games. Or fixing it so that the other team tanked the game so that they would win.

Is Snuffles “fixed”?

somehow that baby character just is not growing on me …

Of course he did! =^..^=

“I hope you can change diapers.”“I hope you can clean litter boxes.”

Yeah, this sounds like Snuffles. At least the Snuffles of old who was an illegal arms dealer and hid bin Laden in his own kitty condo.

Whooops!

LOL xxx

Of course it was Mr. Sunffles!

Bad kitty! No catnip for you tonight!

Would they actually ban the whole team for one player’s crime?

…diapies…??…new word in the lexicon…?…

I’m new to PBS. Does that cute, little ducky always wear a cute helmet?!?

And if not, can I BUY one for him?!??

I love the lemmings!

Now that’s the Snuffles I love :-)

Finally! The basketball story is GONE!

prepare for a prision break