Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2013

The worst of Lincoln, coming right up!

Four score and seven beers ago…:I SAID IT FIRST! I SAID IT FIRST!

I think that’s called a “bustle”. Hustle the bustle, baby!

Honestly, Abe, that’s not PC.

American History lessons at Beerland should be taken with a grain of salt, or a few sips of the brew. Carry on, Mr. Lincoln!

A penny for his thoughts, (See what I did there?) isn’t worth it…..

@c.davies -Where’s Goat? I see zeeba!

Reminds me of a cartoon called “Hard Drinkin’ Lincoln”. Came out years ago but is still funny. It is cruder than Mr Pastis could ever HOPE to be in his strip – but that is no fault of his, he would be the South Park of the comic strips if allowed. Anyways, check out Hard Drinkin Lincoln on youtube.

Jackson or Grant would have provided more fodder.

Maybe they’re cannon balls.

I made a similar comment to my Ex, Once. Notice the emphasis on Ex and Once.

Love this gag, cracking me up everyday. The beer cans running in the background are f**king hilarious.

Shouldn’t this have been great moments with Mister CLINTON?!?

According to Carl Sandburg’s great biography, in an 1858 speech Mr. Lincoln described the government of the United States as a…CONFEDERACY!

He should’ve been shot for making a comment like that.

Goat? You see Goat? O.o

People will little note or long remember what we shed here….. aw, what the hell, get me another mug beertender!

Will Hagar the Horrible, Andy Capp, and Bung the Jester be making cameo appearances this week? (Maybe they already have, or maybe I’m having beer-induced hallucinations………)

Pastis scores again.

I thought Ulyssess S. Grant was the alcoholic, not Honest Abe! : )

She’s quite a big woman so I’m surprised she didn’t let him have it.

LOL xxx

Making fun of Lincoln? What’s next… A clown as Obama at a rodeo?

her hat came off one of Zeeba’s relatives

It’s historical.

So how come they never show this scene in the Civil War reenactments?

Good heavens, why would you mention that?

Good to see Zebra. Wish Steph would show the Crocs and Guard Duck again. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen them