Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2013

I’d have thought a purity ring would cause Rat to burst into flames.

Can I have one?

Anyone who drinks pure vodka probably lives in a state of confusion.

Ummmm … vodka-infuseed ratt!

Funny

That would be extra virgin vodka no doubt!

Then you’ll want the skull to go along with it.

? i dont get it, but i like the last panal, it remindes me of dave shouting at alvin lol

Oh, sure, Cartoon-Boy. Blame it all on Rat, as though you had no hand in it! Nice way to duck [no LGD intended] responsibility!

Are you there, Vodka? It’s him, Rat!

Stoli or Absolut?

WWJD

WhyWorry,JustDrink

I had to look it up to find out what a purity ring was. Having done so, I would imagine that most of the people wearing them do so not because of religious conviction, but due to lack of opportunity.

Abstaining from sex with another until marriage.,He could put Rat on probation then say, “You’re being let go. Your department’s being downsized. You’re part of an outplacement. We’re going in a different direction. We’re not picking up your option. Take your pick. I got more.”.Yea watched Emperor’s New Groove recently.

Abstaining from sex with another until marriage.,He could put Rat on probation then say, “You’re being let go. Your department’s being downsized. You’re part of an outplacement. We’re going in a different direction. We’re not picking up your option. Take your pick. I got more.”.Yea watched Emperor’s New Groove recently.

BOMBAY….. Gin, .the drink for he who cares for the best!

Ron Zacapa 23 y.o. Rum…a life altering experience.

Something rat and i agree on !!!!!

The complaints Pastis gets sound like they come from the most oversensitive individuals. Like the PTC…

Stephan…..Ya gotta know Irish Whiskey beats out vodka any time.

I always thought that Pastis wrote the strip, now I see in the last panel that it is Rat. I suppose that makes some kind of sense, even though it escapes me.

I like it pure, no visible particles…. and I prefer my tonic equally filtered. Vodka tonic… second only to gin and tonic.

@BartJ385No one drinks it pure, unless they live in Russia.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Harrrumph ! I take it you’re 22 years old, right?Ice-cold vodka over ice and a sprinkling of salt, a sunny afternoon on a Florida Patio and that ain’t Russia, lad !

What Stephan has to remember is that he has an eraser…

Just a thought.

He also needs to know he would never get complaint mail from me!

xxx

I’d take Beefeater’s over Bombay (and even liked Seagram’s as the everyday option, until they started getting so popular they raised their price).

Rat is probably going with Spiritus 198 proof vodka… Purity is important….

I became so confused looking it up on the map I just said “Who cares”.

Ok, I give – what’s a purity ring? (and who makes money off them?)

A purity ring was and maybe still is worn by teens who are committed to staying virgins until marriage.

I thought this was going the Beer route, i.e. Germany’s beer purity laws

I’ll drink to that.