Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2014
Transcript:
Lemming: Well, guys, this is it... the end of our lemming lives... ready to jump? Rat: Whoa, whoa, whoa... Bob there owes me fifty bucks. Bob: Yeah, that's true. Let me get out my checkbook and-- See you in Hell, suckerrrrrrr Rat: It's so hard to collect from a lemming.
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
I think this is the first time we’ve seen the lemmings interact with the other characters in the strip.
Bilan almost 11 years ago
This is so unrealistic!Not about lemming leaping of a cliff, but I can’t believe that Rat would ever loan somebody money.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Now that’s a bad debt! —And a good Old School lesson for Rat to learn: neither a borrower nor a lender be!
Destiny23 almost 11 years ago
And good luck getting life insurance if you’re a lemming!
tonypezzano almost 11 years ago
Gambling debt?
jaguar5256 almost 11 years ago
so true
smorbie almost 11 years ago
Lemmings don’t really commit suicide. That was made up by Disney to sell tickets to a “nature film”
eddie6192 almost 11 years ago
Rat shoul’ve sent LGD to collect.
rshive almost 11 years ago
Make very short-term loans only.
Mopman almost 11 years ago
Ooh, we only made it to 10 comments today before someone brought up the “fake legend” explanation.
uniquename almost 11 years ago
Rat should have gone after him!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Lemmings never used to do that, but Disney got them to jump, so now they collect royalties and are kind of obligated to keep jumping. It’s not really a great job, but there’s little other work for lemmings. (They’re not too bright.)
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
I got a lemon, and I wish it would quit.!
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Hard to believe that a lemming could even start a checking account . . . ☻
Nelly55 almost 11 years ago
I wonder if Stephen counts how many people bring up the Disney thing in the comments when he does the lemming bit. We’re up to 2 in this one.
Hectoruno almost 11 years ago
Most likely a doctor’s bill. Lemmings want to be in good shape when they jump off the cliff.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
He took it with him!
Chris Sherlock almost 11 years ago
The check probably would have bounced. I’m not sure Bob will.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
FINALLY! Someone answers back at Rat and gets away with it.xxx
Varnes almost 11 years ago
When I broke the news to my students that one of their classmates had died, one kid said…and I quote…“He owes me 4 bucks!” Yup, he sure made out….
Thirsty Badger almost 11 years ago
You just perfectly described the typical Obummer voter, the low-information voter.
Kaputnik almost 11 years ago
Hey everybody! Did you know that lemmings don’t really…er, never mind.
Reminds me of a comment the author made in one of the Pearls Treasury books. A strip showed a killer whale on land, crammed into a tiny car, going up to a fast food drive through and (speaking English) trying to order some krill. Pastis said that the unrealistic element most commented on by readers was that killer whales don’t eat krill.
If lemmings can speak English and owe money to talking rats, then they can commit suicide in groups.
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
Bob should have pushed Rat off the cliff. Wouldn’t be the first time Rat died and then “undied.”
Snoopy_Fan almost 11 years ago
Go ahead and jump already!!!
Sheesh!