Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 17, 2014
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Transcript:
Rat: What are your favorite films? Pastis: I guess I"d have to reach back to my childhood for that one and say the three "Star Wars" films. Rat: There are six "Star Wars" films. Pastis: No, there aren't! No, there aren't! No, there aren't! No, there aren't! Rat: Denying them won't make them go away. Pastis: Did you know there's no third "Godfather" film?
There’s only one good Star Wars film: Empire. …Yes, you can’t deny that the original film started a revolution, but, as Harrison Ford said (censored), “You can type this stuff, George, but you can’t say it.”…(and I agree with Stephan – as long as we deny it, they don’t exist. I never saw the prequels, so obviously they can’t exist.)