Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 11, 2014
May 10, 2014
May 12, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: I can't believe that little mosquito has been encased in that amber for sixty millions years. Goat: It's strange, huh? Pig: Yeah. And he's been totally preserved. Goat: That's true. Probably doesn't look much different than he has then. Pig: So being fossilized like that in tree resin is a bit like being immortalized. You're pretty much guaranteed to be around forever. Rat: One step ahead of you. Goat: You can't breathe in resin. Rat: Who cares about breathing when you can be immortal? Pig: Would it be wrong to go through his wallet?
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
If someone had told me that Rat would be spending the weekend in Amber, I would have pictured… something different.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good for you, Pig!
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
I thought Rat was in a big, big block of orange-flavored JELL-O.
AnonymousUser over 10 years ago
Rat can still hear the people around him, incapable of any action, and is still conscious. He will soon realize he put himself in his own hell.
knight1192a over 10 years ago
Go for it Pig. Say, can I borrow a couple hundred bucks?
Kali39 over 10 years ago
You know, that’s not really the best idea in the … Hmm…Um, Pig? Where was that slime pit you found the mosquito?
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Go for it, Pig!We are blessed!Rat will not be annoying us for the next 60000000 years, at least! We are saved! Amber has done us a big, big favor!
halibaitor over 10 years ago
I hate to interrupt, but who the hell is Amber?
comeonbanana over 10 years ago
no pig, it wouldn’t
pnmiq over 10 years ago
Pig becomes more like Rat every day.
ziggman14304 over 10 years ago
Amber was also a world in books by Roger Zelazny.
A_NY_Outlaw over 10 years ago
Sounds like a sticky situation if you ask me.
KEA over 10 years ago
I’ve heard of Princes in Amber.
Hillbillyman over 10 years ago
Rat…we can only hope that you never get out of that block of jello.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
Rat, have you been sharing a brain with the Crocs?
rgcviper over 10 years ago
Do it, Pig. Do it!
Enoki over 10 years ago
All Rat needs is a red shirt and this could be a Star Trek episode…
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 10 years ago
Is this a candidate for an “Amber Alert” today?
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Oh, Pig looks so cute in the first panel!
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 10 years ago
Go ahead, Pig. He’d go through YOUR wallet!
glowing-steak32 over 7 years ago
And soon, millions of years later, we shall clone Rat’s DNA for a dinosaur park! (except every one of those dinos would be cynical and drunk, so not that big a difference)
Darth Revan II almost 4 years ago
All hail our lord and savior, the amber that trapped rat for 6,000,000 years!