Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2014

Can you put that in your blog? That’s humor.

Rolling on the floor, trying to put myself out after setting myself on fire to make myself forget the pain of having read the tripe you wrote → “ROTFTTPOYou suck”.

In a moment, Rat, you’ll be rolling on the floor in pain; hoofed mammals can hit hard.

Maybe Goat will tell him to ‘Butt out’..?

Rat’s to narcissistic to set himself on fire, or to compliment others. Goat probably had some good jokes but Rat would never admit it.

cool

Rat, your joke falls flat on the floor and doesn’t even roll around. Goat wins; you lose, singed rodent!

Goat is far too intelligent to be in this strip.

ROTFOF? Rolling on the Floor on Fire!

Stop the Stupidity. Drop the lame jokes. Roll yourself right out of here!

Yesterday was the joke on Al Gore’s dancing, today is an article that Al is suing Al Jazeera for the millions they haven’t paid him when he sold his TV channel to them. I guess that’s a joke on Gore’s financial prowess..

Too bad you survived Rat

This is terrible, but all I could think of after reading this strip is when the comedian Richard Pryor set himself on fire while smoking dope.

Oh shut up, Rat.xxx

ROFC

Pastis has us rolling on the floor every day…