Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2014
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Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat, want to see my new G.P.S.? It guides me everywhere. Goat: Not right now, Pig. Too depressed. This girl I met online just canceled our first date. G.P.S.: Life of loneliness ahead in one mile. Pig: Bad G.P.S.
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
Don’t give up so easily, Paris — go to her house and pretend you didn’t get her e-mail. Maybe you’ll get a pity date.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 10 years ago
Recalculating.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
G.P.S. is not afraid to speak out, Pig. If you want to spare Goat from its evaluation of his situation, it’s too late now!
oldschool434 about 10 years ago
maybe the GPS should tell Goat that, in the end, we all die alone.
PICTO about 10 years ago
I wonder if that GPS knows the location of the Heartbreak Hotel.
KEA about 10 years ago
That’s more like Marvin the Android Pig’s got there.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Yup, it been a few days now. That GPS is obsolete now.
bornfree99 about 10 years ago
on the bright side, after the mile, u will not be lonely anymore.
SallyLin about 10 years ago
@masterskrainReally? Fascinating! I had no idea any of them had names.
t jacobs about 10 years ago
little goats are so cute that they are irresistible, but old goats tend to be company for the horses
Number Three about 10 years ago
I’m sure Goat is feeling top of the world now.
xxx
turkeythegreat about 10 years ago
Where are the crocs? It has been way too long since they were featured. They are the funniest characters in this strip.
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
Someone out there should make an abbreviation for this new GPS. I certainly can’t think of anything clever.