Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2015
January 14, 2015
January 16, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What's with the get-up, Rat? Rat: I am from Chile Relleno. I am its ambassador to the United States. Goat: If you're gonna become and ambassador to gain diplomatic immunity for your violent ways, you should at least know that Chile Relleno is a stuffed pepper, not a country. Rat; You've insulted my people. Prepare to be a Piñata. Goat: Adios. Pig: Ooh! Ooh! There's candy in there?
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
I have personally invaded Nachos Supreme many times.
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Goat candies!The best kind!Pinata away, Rat! Pinata away!
KZ71 almost 10 years ago
Burrito Colorado is no safe here.
dadoctah almost 10 years ago
Candy, yes. But most people would call them “giblets”.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
Chile Relleno for a fictional nation sounds better than the Germ achy nation of “Ostrich”
johndifool almost 10 years ago
Synchronicity with Luann today…
legaleagle48 almost 10 years ago
Who was it that called it yesterday about Rat pretending to be a diplomat from some made-up nation? Congratulations on being a clairvoyant!
Vet Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Don’t worry goat….we of the Nation of Cabrito have your back. If Rat gets out of hand we will send in the Ghost peppers to avenge you.(Texican Café in Austin has some of the best this side of the border.)
singlefemalelaywer almost 10 years ago
He’s full of goat cheese……..SWING AWAY !!!!!!
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Pig is a willing accomplice to Rat’s intended violence! Shame! Deport Pig to Chili Relleno!I expect Rat will soon enough stage a coup and promote himself to El Jefe Grande….
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 10 years ago
is goat stuffed enough to be a pinata? i guess it depends on how full of himself he is?
Number Three almost 10 years ago
No, Pig. Just blood and guts.
xxx
nailer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
So it could be a word game to say “tamal de mole”. Don´t know why it didn´t appear in the first message.
finale almost 10 years ago
Is travel to “Chile Verde” still banned?
Anweir88 almost 10 years ago
You just can’t help yourself, can you?
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
This also seems like a set up to a pun for some reason…
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Maybe I can become U.S. Ambassador to Vondervotteimittiss before they recognize Rat’s country. Hmmm, problem is I’d first have to take up the fiddle and learn get clocks to chime thirteen o’clock.
Boxo croco says happy derby over 4 years ago
Fun fact: “you have insulted my people. prepare to be a pinata” is a reference to “you killed my father. prepare to die”
76noos 4 months ago
THE CAROLINA REAPER SHALL REAP THEIR SOULS IN VENGEANCE.