Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2015
February 26, 2015
February 28, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What are you writing, Rat? Rat: I heard a motivational speaker explain that the key to success is to set realistic life goals and then stick to them. So I'm writing some down. Goat: Terrific. Can I see what you have so far? Rat: Sure. Get drunk and watch 'Trailer Park Boys.' Goat: How ambitious. Rat: Can't talk. I'm off to achieve my goals.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
That’s not a very realistic goal. He has to go to Canada to watch it.
BTO almost 10 years ago
Hence, the earmuffs. You know how the weather changes so drastically once you cross the border!
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
How would Rat misinterpret Joshua Sundquist?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
He did say “realistic.” For Rat that’s about as realistic as he gets.
Hugh B. Hayve almost 10 years ago
Rat should get himself a Conkey puppet, their personalities are a perfect match.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
I’m (thankfully) not familiar with Trailer Park Boys, but I get the drift. By aiming low, Rat insures a high degree of success on attaining his goals. I guess he’d call that good planning….
badeckman almost 10 years ago
Best part of that show is Bubbles
juicebruce almost 10 years ago
Rat you will need a cooler full of beer……….to watch all the episodes !
mcfournier almost 10 years ago
Ricky: "One man’s garbage is another man person’s good ungarbage "
e.groves almost 10 years ago
No “Honey Boo Boo” in here?
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Was Pig, the motivational speaker?
simsku almost 10 years ago
Trailer Park Boys one reason to keep that Netflix subscription.
Plods with ...™ almost 10 years ago
MY GUY!!
peggykb9 almost 10 years ago
Where can I get those beermuffs?
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
it’s more like a beer helmet. popular among vikings i’m sure.
Guilty Bystander almost 10 years ago
A woman from Halifax told me I should watch “Trailer Park Boys” a few years ago so I gave it a shot. Absolutely hilarious! I haven’t seen a new episode on Netflix and the boys have pretty much shut down the reruns on YouTube since they got the rights, but I can scratch the itch by watching my DVD of “Countdown to Liquor Day.”
BTW, I think Lahey is the funniest character (although Ricky isn’t far behind).
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
Filling your stomach with alcohol is not anyone’s idea of arealistic goal in life.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
This is similar to my annual New Year’s resolutions::First resolution: not to have a second resolution.:Haven’t broken one yet!
cactusjack99 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You are to be commended sir!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
My goal is to keep reading this hilarious strip!
xxx
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
As in getting drunk! That all it’s going to achieve.What kind of life is that? A life lost, that’s what!
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
chocolate bar and soy milk with mash or dr who or…
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
Hasn’t Stephan already done tons of strips like this in the past?
banjoboy almost 10 years ago
Thank you, Mr. Pastis, for validating my life goals.
lcs256 almost 10 years ago
TPB is on netflix. also several of their specials. hilarious stuff