Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2015
April 24, 2015
April 26, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Okay, people, I have taken over the planning meeting for goats upcoming world peace rally! Goat: You're staging a coup at a world peace rally? Rat: Yes. Goat: But we won't fight back. We'll just sit on the floor and sing peace songs. Rat: Cancel those tanks.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Paris Goat gave peace a chance — and it’s working!
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Rat must have studied the teachings of Mao, Liu, Dong, Soong, Li, and especially Yang.
JohnoTeacher over 9 years ago
Wrong comic! :D
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Tanks!? We don’t need no steenking tanks !
jreckard over 9 years ago
At least it was a peaceful takeover.
Is that Ché Guerata?
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Rambo Rat might not need those tanks now, but once his dream of world domination peace spreads beyond the narrow bounds of the World Peace Rally, they might come in handy. So keep them “on call”!
PICTO over 9 years ago
PACIFY THEM ALL RAT.
Snoopy_Fan over 9 years ago
You’re welcome.
Rwill over 9 years ago
Cancel the tanks, send in the bulldozers.
“Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you?”
Ryan Plut over 9 years ago
This cartoon is only funny in North America and Western Europe. Everywhere else, readers are thinking ???
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
i’ll be arthur dent and lie down in front of the dozer or tank as needed. i’m really good at peaceful resistance that involves lying down on the job
oldschool434 over 9 years ago
NEVER cancel the tanks!
loner34 over 9 years ago
Headline: Fight breaks out at “World Peace Rally”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Dollars to donuts that rat’s talking to Guard Duck on the squawker.
MemphisBelle over 5 years ago
Well-played, sir.
Darth Revan II almost 4 years ago
Cancel the tanks? Rat, what are you saying?!