Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2015

Goat, please don’t tell Pig what it actually means.

Adults do funny things.

Tagline for the 1980 film Loving Couples: “Why do they call it ‘adultery,’ when it makes them act like children?”

What comes after puberty? Adultery.

Better to be in adultery than infantry.

So an adultered liquor is not what I thought neither…

Bemusing how we need Goat to explain the article so we know what Pig is reading. Might have been funnier during the Patti’s baby is Stephan’s arc.

some teens go to the senior center to try to be adultaphiles or as pig would explain, the teens will file the nails of the seniors

once a cheater, always a cheater.

Yes, sadly, if ever we were tempted to call Pearls Before Swine “pure, unadulterated humor,” that croctoonboy baby put an end to that notion. Listen… you can hear him softly crying somewhere…. Help meee!

It’s not?“Honey, you got some explaining to do!”

The nose holes on goats snout always look like eyeballs to me.

yes, the spider said to the fly “god is an iron”

For the love of all that’s holy, do not let Pig read newspapers by himself!

Now that was punny!

Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

You can’t win.

xxx

Children seem to have more fun with childhood than adults do with adultery.

If we allow children to be childish, we should let adults be adulterous.

Ha—that made me laugh out loud, Duke. Thanks for sharing.

I met a man in India once who proudly claimed that living at his house were 5 adults and 6 adultresses.

This is great.