Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 21, 2015
August 20, 2015
August 22, 2015
Transcript:
Rat; I have a new motto designed to eliminate ninety percent of the problems in people's lives.
Goat: And what's that?
Don't click 'send'
Goat: It scares me when you make sense.
Rat: For extra protection, demolish your keyboard.
And always remember that the real world is out there beyond your skull, and if you don’t click send on any impulses, nobody will know what sort of crazy is going on in there.
Dont click send. Don’t reply all. Remeber the “recall this message” and “Delete” features. Remember cell phones can record and have locate capability. Oh man, just say it in person and hope ur still not being taped. Good luck with that in 2015.
Okay, Rat may be a little over-zealous (panel 3), but otherwise he is making scarily good sense today! Take Rat’s advice, folks, and save yourselves a heap of heartache!
If I get annoyed or angry at somebody who I am emailing with, I vent all my anger on a draft.After that, I just don’t bother replying to the person.xxx
There used to be a maxim to write an angry letter and get everything out, then wait a day before mailing it. Most of the time today, people don’t wait a day for anything.
Doing email and Text messaging on cell phones is the worst offender when it comes to accidentally sending something to the wrong recipient. Sometimes, while scrolling down a Contacts list, the phone will think I actually selected someone, when I was only swiping the screen to scroll it. My phone doesn’t show any kind of list of Recipient names or ask for a confirmation, so unless I am being extremely careful, it is too easy on my phone to send a message to someone who you are not intending to include.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Write letters — you have plenty of time between the time you write them and putting them in the mail box to come to your senses.
cdgar over 9 years ago
Spontaneous remarks create sparks. Go Rat!
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
And avoid the diabolical abomination that is “Reply All.”
Alexander the Good Enough over 9 years ago
And don’t forget, that “smart” phone is actually a “stupid” phone!
Mikel V over 9 years ago
Now I’m tempted to change my avatar for the second panel. It’s priceless.
TMO1 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Pastis spends too much time on the Internet if he really believes this. Lots of human problems have zero to do with the Internet.
blunebottle over 9 years ago
Again, Rat makes sense! (Is the world about to end??)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
And always remember that the real world is out there beyond your skull, and if you don’t click send on any impulses, nobody will know what sort of crazy is going on in there.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Obviously, “Don’t click ‘SUBMIT’ !” is useful advice too.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Rat what will you do for a phone now that you smashed that phone ?
mammamoonbeam over 9 years ago
Send. Submit. Surely Scary Stuff!
Lubi87 over 9 years ago
Why dont we just enjoy the comic strip instead of arguing about issues that dont apply to it. Stick to the strip sort of speak.
barister over 9 years ago
Dont click send. Don’t reply all. Remeber the “recall this message” and “Delete” features. Remember cell phones can record and have locate capability. Oh man, just say it in person and hope ur still not being taped. Good luck with that in 2015.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Okay, Rat may be a little over-zealous (panel 3), but otherwise he is making scarily good sense today! Take Rat’s advice, folks, and save yourselves a heap of heartache!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
I use Gmail. I can hit SEND and have 30 seconds to take it back.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
route66paul over 9 years ago
That will work as well as “just say no”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 9 years ago
Reply to All is just a Trap waiting to be sprung!
Number Three over 9 years ago
If I get annoyed or angry at somebody who I am emailing with, I vent all my anger on a draft.After that, I just don’t bother replying to the person.xxx
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
goat’s right. any time rat makes sense it’s really scary
Stream of conscience over 9 years ago
Smart phones are only as smart as the people using them. Poor phones.
lmonteros over 9 years ago
There used to be a maxim to write an angry letter and get everything out, then wait a day before mailing it. Most of the time today, people don’t wait a day for anything.
ctsurv553 about 8 years ago
Doing email and Text messaging on cell phones is the worst offender when it comes to accidentally sending something to the wrong recipient. Sometimes, while scrolling down a Contacts list, the phone will think I actually selected someone, when I was only swiping the screen to scroll it. My phone doesn’t show any kind of list of Recipient names or ask for a confirmation, so unless I am being extremely careful, it is too easy on my phone to send a message to someone who you are not intending to include.