Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2015

An old joke I first saw in “Pickles” Years ago.

She could have just said ”no”

Fusco Brothers, too. Something with Lance and Gloria and business about halving secs. Sort of an ad homonym attack on humor.

Tis a shame when someone expects you to read their mind and then gets mad when you do not do it……..say what you mean and mean what you say :-)

How could we hijack the story line of today’s Francis comic strip?

They got away with this? O_o? I remember the times when Bud Grace got an upset letter simply for showing a toilet in Ernie"!

On the bright side, at least she didn’t say, “Yes, but not with you.”

Is PO’d the correct abbreviation?

They say its great exercise.

Pig should have spelled it. Then there would have been no misunderstanding. Or was there?

She needs her ears cleaned.

If you’re lucky, Pig (and I realize what a dumb suggestion that is), she will never come back, and you will live less unhappily ever after….

Cartoon Boy, always looking for new ways to push the envelope. :)

He should stay away from fast women.

LOL! Poor, Pig can’t win!

is it me (most of the time it is) or did pig get a pot belly in panels 3 &4?

From the mind of a lonely divorced guy.

They should bring back Sweet Fanny; I’m sure she would be very happy if Pig had asked her that question.

Uhh… And I’m assuming “Minutes” will be abbreviated as “Mins”

Correct?

xxx

pig’s never going to learn, is he? and he’ll never get “secs”

On Neopets I am alli_draggy. If Luna_G_Ayeni’s owner is reading this, please choose me to adopt her. I will love her forever.

Does anyone notice that Pigita is just Pig with hair? I wonder when he went bald?

Ticks I would say, but would you like ticks?

This joke is appropriate for Pickles.

Whoops!

She is a violently abusive monster. Dump her forever and never talk to her again…