Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 17, 2016
February 16, 2016
February 18, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Hello? Rat: Hey, Goat... It's me, Rat. I'm just calling to wish you a very happy birthday. Goat: It's not my birthday, my birthday's not for another six months. Rat: Yeah. I know. But you're not that important to me, so the odds are I'll forget on the actual day. That was almost considerate.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
That is Rat’s idea of a preemptive strike.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Rat’s making progress — he just acknowledged that someone other than himself was once born!
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Well, happy HALF birthday, Goat, if you say your birthday’s six months away (as well as was six months ago).
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It’s the thought that (almost) counts.
Ragtime78rpm almost 9 years ago
♬ A very merry unbirthday to you ♬
jerylkohjx348 almost 9 years ago
If this is not inappropriate, I don’t know what is.
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
Rat you are half way to being a half wit :-)
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Don’t congratulate yourself too much, Rat. That was IMO rather cheap and tawdry….
mail2jbl almost 9 years ago
Damn, that was cold, even for Rat.
Tain'tPelagius almost 9 years ago
Tain’t no freckle.
Neoprene Wedgie Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I feel like Goat should have been the one to say “that was alms considerate.”
Faith :) almost 9 years ago
It could be his half birthday.-And bless goat for always putting up with rat and pig’s nonsense.
DragonNerd almost 4 years ago
But guys. It’s RAT