Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2016

There are so many other interesting topics besides what one does for a living.

Porker Piggy? Macho Mama? Maybe I better quit while I’m ahead…. or still have a head.

She may be a carpenter, but she’s not a lady.

Well, at least she isn’t boring for what I can see.

Is Pig’s girlfriend Pigita the only sane pig? I’m not sure if she even wants to be part of his family of nit-wits.

anyone else see this article? http://www.pennlive.com/opinion/2016/05/pearls_before_swine.html

She used to be a stripper. By which I mean she scraped paint and varnish off of furniture.

Wonder what Goat would have said if Pig had said a homewrecker.

She’s what makes a house a home? Dang !

Yes, but now when Pig calls his mother with a Faux Pas, it won’t seem as funny.

Considering the way Pastis likes to play with the censors, I’m surprised that there wasn’t something about power tools.

A ho’maker?….like in pimp my home?….nervously looking over shoulder for censor guy.

She’ll built however you want. Straw, sticks or bricks.

wait, this is the same woman Pig speaking to (and misspoke) about going to topless bar with Goat, and she was disgusted about it back on April 29th?

Reminds me of Zsa Zsa Gabor (very, very beautiful Hungarian woman who married many times, for you kids who are too young to remember her). She said she was an excellent housekeeper. Every time she got divorced, she kept the house.

Safety rules say females cannot build homes topless.. She needs a bra.. Its been awhile so I forget how many a pig needs though

The article and response were almost as much fun as the comic.

Pig needs to understand that house maker is different from house builder.

No wonder Pig runs around naked.

I could see that one coming.

xxx