Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2016
June 29, 2016
July 01, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Analyzing all of my failed romantic relationships to determine if there were any factors common to each of them. Goat: Have you found anything? "ME" Rat: How do I break up with me?
He’s overlooking the other common factor: all his dates were women.