Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 05, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: When someone becomes president, do they get to make any law they want? Goat: No. Congress makes the laws, the president can only approve or retract them. Pig: But congress doesn't pass any laws anymore. Goat: Right. Pig: So nothing will change. Goat: Right. Pig: I'm confused Goat: We all are. Rat: This is why I promise to ban Congress.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
DeGaulle had the solution. When he came back to power in France in 1958, he demanded that the Parliament give power to rule by decree for 6 months.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Chuck Jones once wrote a book called Daffy Duck for President which pretty well explains how the three branches of government work together. It should be required reading for voters.
Bilan about 8 years ago
Here’s an idea: Any Congressman that does a filibuster or kills a bill in committee, should be automatically impeached.
Radish... about 8 years ago
Just pass a single clean bill, stop putting riders and amendments on them that kill the original bill.
Kind&Kinder about 8 years ago
We pay Congress to do their job for the people who elected them and for the rest of us as well. They, however, serve the people who bought them and their party first. Occasionally, the people’s interest is taken into account. Corporations and billionaires can buy government. The rest of us don’t have enough money to turn legislators’ heads. What with voter suppression, gerrymandering and the other dirty tricks of politics, we have no real democracy left.
I mourn that. Sorry for the rant.
cdgar about 8 years ago
We don’t need too many changes. Just mild changes and fine tuning as we go.
asianwoof about 8 years ago
Executive Order 13,739
Congress shall work until they pass the laws I want.
President Rat
AKHenderson Premium Member about 8 years ago
“He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.” – Declaration of Independence
jeff_e about 8 years ago
With those words, Rat has my vote.
blunebottle about 8 years ago
I mourn for you Americans, for your Presidents and politicians have trodden on your Constitution until it no longer has any effect. And none have been impeached for it.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
So what’s new?
nosirrom about 8 years ago
The President’s lament. “Why should I support Congress? All they do is send me bills.”
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Rat remember there are many ways to get rid of rats: traps,cats, posion ,ect,ect,ect………………
scpandich about 8 years ago
It always amuses me that people don’t quite get that our system of government was designed specifically to keep those in power from doing too much.
jbmlaw01 about 8 years ago
I don’t want new laws. I wish Congress only to repeal most of what they already passed.
546mailbox about 8 years ago
Perhaps someone will figure out a way to establish term limits for Congressmen and Congresswomen so they can concentrate on doing their jobs instead of being a bunch of fatcats/poopyheads.
starcandles Premium Member about 8 years ago
Thanks to Obama, Congress is now irrelevant. Obama bypasses them with executive orders. Incredible.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Stephan hit the nail on the head
joegeethree about 8 years ago
Geez, how many more laws do you need?
VICTOR PROULX about 8 years ago
Pay to play. The rest of us are out of the loop.
route66paul about 8 years ago
They make plenty of laws. The problem here is 2 fold – they don’t allow for oversight or enforcement and they don’t take out the old laws that conflict.
RACerri32 about 8 years ago
WAH , WAH , WAH , BOO , HOO, why don’t all you Obama haters just get on a plane to anywhere else in the world that you think will take your whiny butts , & then you can get on Elon’s rocket to Mars in 2019 or whenever it goes , I’m tired of your God-forsaken whining already !
Number Three about 8 years ago
No comment.
xxx
NWdryad about 8 years ago
For once, Rat has a good idea.
hmvanyel about 8 years ago
I still want a direct election of the President. Cut the Electoral College out of the Constitution. Then the votes of people in Hawaii will matter and the election won’t be over before ever state has counted its votes.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
So, does radical Rat lead anyone here to want to join my Constitutional Anarchy Party?
wiatr about 8 years ago
Sounds Cromwellian to me.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Ban Congress? Hear hear !!
kaffekup about 8 years ago
Reminds me of Mars Attacks . The little old lady chortling, “They blew up Congress!”
lindz.coop Premium Member about 8 years ago
Well we could stop electing infantile folks to congress. Remember how far back “if I can’t have my way, I ain’t gonna play” was in your own life….these guys are a majority of arrested development.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 8 years ago
2 words:Term Limits
tom about 8 years ago
Hmm. He might have a point there.
gigagrouch about 8 years ago
(Con’t) Seems to me that inaction and retrograde behaviour is even more destructive to the American Democratic Republic. (Damn you, GC overseers!)
MaximoMayeri about 6 years ago
please ban the government. its dong a sucky job of impeaching trump yet
alantain about 1 year ago
Sure things change! Not usually for the better, but still.