Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2017
Transcript:
Rat: I heard you just got back from your trip overseas. How are things? Goat: Terrible. I got really sick and had to go to a hospital where they made me wait eight hours in the emergency room. Rat: That's one of the risks of traveling in poor overseas countries. You never know the state of their emergency facilities. Goat: That happened here. Rat: You should know better than to get sick here. Goat: I'm avoiding it from now on.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Pretty soon you won’t be able to afford to get sick.
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
Cue the political whine-tasting in the comments section.
railwayman001 almost 8 years ago
It happened here all thanks to the man who won’t be our president anymore in a week.
comic4matt almost 8 years ago
Try and get sick in Quebec… 24 hrs waiting at the hospital is regular here.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Things other countries have that we could really use:
1. A good health care system
2. Modern railways and trains
3. Democracy
Bilan almost 8 years ago
In four years, we may be one of the poor overseas countries.
Avatar_Ang almost 8 years ago
As opposed to before, when you EMBRACED your lack of immunity?
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Goat where you in Chicago or Detroit? Waiting because gun shot victims are treated first?
davidweinstock almost 8 years ago
it is always amazing how some people are so f__in stupid that they are actually against health plan and voted for someone to remove the health plan that exists.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It’s called triage; you are not treated by when you get there, you are treated by the extent of your condition. It depends on the resources and staffing (funding) of the hospital. Being Canadian though, I don’t have to worry about any personal expenses for the treatment.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 8 years ago
And it’s about to get much worse, since 20 million people who are now insured will soon have no doctor EXCEPT the Emergency Room.
Which will cost the rest of us MORE.
But the Insurance Companies will make money, and that’s much more important than human life.
daveoverpar almost 8 years ago
Must have visited Chicago. Waiting behind all those gunshot victims to be tended to does take a while.
ChantelCummings almost 8 years ago
That’s what urgent care clinics are for. Not everything requires a trip to the emergency room.
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 8 years ago
We’ll have to watch and see what happens to health care once the current system is, presumably, gutted and, presumably, replaced with something created by those in power. If it goes the way I think it will, I’ll be saying “I told you so” to several people… but without pleasure in being correct. I just wonder from whence cometh the belief that something better is in the works from the crowd that has yet to describe, even vaguely, what “replacement” they have in mind. “Anything is better than what we have now” isn’t much of an argument, being ENTIRELY based of faith. Just because there’s a leak in the attic or mold in the basement doesn’t mean you burn the house down rather than fix those problems, or that the only solution is to buy, sight unseen, a different house. There’s an expression for that. It’s “buying a pig in a poke”. [Meaning that it might or might not be a fine pig, but you can’t tell if it’s concealed in a poke, also known as a bag or a sack.]
Timothy Madigan Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Of course, if it wasn’t an emergency, why didn’t goat go to an urgent care center where he’d have gotten help sooner? Emergency rooms are for that… EMERGENCIES
Radish... almost 8 years ago
The Republican plan is don’t get sick and if you do get sick die quick. Republican Death Panels will decide which children will die of cancer.
Joliet Jake almost 8 years ago
American health care is so great, people are just dying to get in!
Number Three almost 8 years ago
I love our healthcare system in the UK. The doctors and nurses do a fantastic job but they are overworked and underpaid.
They have my utmost respect. Not saying they are all perfect though mind you… As much as I want to, I don’t live in a fantasy world.
xxx
Senex almost 8 years ago
The Senate came “as a thief in the night” and changed the US to New Order Care, or NOcare.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
I may have a heart attack laughing over the delusional fantasies I am reading in some comments here that health care overseas is so much better, for any level of society, than what is abundantly available here. I have lived for extended periods in Europe, and did have a health emergency of a kind that is normally seen as relatively routine. I nearly died. The nearby highly regarded big hospital did not have a competent surgeon on duty, because it was a Saturday afternoon. At the further-out hospital someone drove me to, the paperwork had to be completed before they wheeled me, from the jeep outside in which I was left waiting while my friend dealt with getting me in, directly into the operatory without any further examination, just relying on what the initial diagnosing physician had said. I was in hospital eleven days for what here is usually no more than a stay of a day or two, largely because of complications caused by the approximately eight-hour delay from diagnosis to surgery….
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xeafI0fMVLI
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aardvark86au almost 8 years ago
USA, welcome to the ranks of third-world countries, especially given that you’re not guaranteed to get drinkable water out of a tap/faucet.
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
Japan isn’t like that. Most advanced civilisation in the world