Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 21, 2017

Good time to defriend or block Rat from your social media accounts.

Paris Goat would never go on such a crusade because he isn’t crazy; just sane.

Pig was right there, Rat. Since how does that count of him on social media saying, “just sa-…?” {WHACK!}

While Rat takes care of those folks, I’ll be whacking those that finish with Nuff Said. That will take a bit.

Am I mistaken or Goat became friends with Rat lately? Phones him, invites to the movies…

I’m with Rat! One of his best ideas!

Wait…ouch!

Sounds like a reasonable crusade, Rat. Next is anyone who says ‘Yuge’.

Take a look at GetFuzzy. Pastis is on caller ID.

Oops! Guilty! Don’t do it often, Just Saying, Nuff Said:>)

What broke first, pig’s skull or the bat?

I may need to put on a helmet…

Well Like ,You Know……..an oldie but a goodie

And don’t forget……IMO

Certain Dragonball Z characters could be in trouble… just Saiyans.

Rat will be beating me over the head next

Next go for the folks who say ‘it is what it is’

Then go after those who say, “Whatever.”

How about ending every sentence with “know what I’m Saying”

People who make us suffer with “Uptalk” or “High-rise Terminals”. (where their voice gets higher at the end of a statement)

At the end of the day, all is said and done……just sayin.

Please add ‘my bad’ to that list.

So, if a guy with a man bun ( which Rat as President banned) ended a social media post with “just sayin’” what would there punishment be?

I’ve always thought that people who say “just sayin” really mean, “See how clever I am?”

You might wanna see an anger management therapist. Just saying……[BONK]

Look, we don’t need all these examples, OK? We all know what things people say are annoying, OK? So cut it out, OK?

Can you also hit those who begin their Twitter post with “That moment when….”

Please?

xxx

I may have misjudged you, Rat. Thank you.

Go, Rat, go!

Just sayin’….

(Err, could I retract that?)

Just sayin.

He said, “Just say-”, not just sayIN. What if he was trying to say, “Just say that they need to stop?”

“Meet the Scout”

Nobody could complete that in one day, just saying.

Rat is overated. Just sayin