Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 06, 2017

Larry put the pot on if you can’t drive back.

A true coffee lover would probably follow Larry’s suggestion! LOL

If she’s anything like Horace from “Dark Side of the Horse,” she’d probably do just that.

Larry is an idiot.

Larry can problee make his own dinner tonight!

Get her the coffee, Larry, or the buzzards will be licking YOU off the street.

Larry you are such a “CROC”……………go get Woomun her coffee or your new hat will be a cast iron frying pan :-)

Hell hath no fury like than a woman scorned and without coffee!

Paddy should have went with Larry in the first place, but she was too busy fixing her hair.

i heard of somebody that put the baby carrier on top the car, with the baby in it. The little tot was not injured when it tumbled onto the street…

How many Larrys does it take to pave a road. We are about to find out.

Hey ladies, it is the thought that counts, right?

I wonder if she questions herself on a daily basis on why she even married Larry in the first place

Pastis is on a ROLL lately!!

Thanks for the croc fix.

Hey, Patty! Your man-croc said “Me HOME, woomun.” That was your cue to lavish him with warmth and praise, love and affection, and cater to his every need, putting him before your crass caffeine craving! Capische?

(Ducks incoming missiles.)

I drove all the way across the SF Bay Bridge with a cup of coffee on the car roof.

It’s times like these when I’m glad I never developed the coffee habit. I’m amazed how many people can’t get started in the morning without their caffeine fix. Funny how when I tell people I don’t drink coffee they look at me like I’m from outer space.

CROCS!!!

Back when the 32oz Big Gulp was the biggest 7-11 had, I’d gotten one, played some pinball, then sat it on the moonroof while chitchatting with a bud. Drove off, got home got out and noticed it was still there. The condensation on the cup and the temperature inside had sealed it to the glass of the moonroof…

Remember the olden days when you made your own morning coffee?

Pastis, I see you not only met my wife, you met her on a Saturday morning (when I go to Dunkin Donuts to get us both coffee).

You know, there probably are some husband’s that are that stupid.

The carmakers should put sensors on the roof of the car. That way anything on the roof, will send a message to the driver and not let the car start. The people in the north will actually have to clear the snow off their roof too.

That ol boy is lookin to die young.