Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    I hate artichokes, too.

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    Adiraiju  over 7 years ago

    And then Artie choked Pig.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    They got right to the heart of the matter.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    Goat probably needs to stop hanging that stupid swine around its meal time.

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    juicebruce  over 7 years ago

    Yawn…….

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    chris_o42  over 7 years ago

    LOL!

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    hariseldon59  over 7 years ago

    One of the rare instances at the diner when we actually see a plate with food on it.

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    Greyhame  over 7 years ago

    No, Andie was a rock.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    Artie chokes 2 for $5

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    BiathlonNut  over 7 years ago

    How much artie could an artichoke choke if an artichoke could choke arte? Say that really fast with repetitions.

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    kaffekup   over 7 years ago

    Driving through Salinas, CA, last year, I saw artichokes growing in a field. Then I heard Salinas is the “Artichoke Capital of the World”.

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    gmu328  over 7 years ago

    classic patsis

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    wagnertinatlanta  over 7 years ago

    If artichokes are yellow, they’re waaayy past their prime.

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    It’s frustrating having to choose your words carefully.

    One slip of the tongue and the sensitive person never lets you forget it.

    xxx

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    Iwa Iniki  over 7 years ago

    I like artichokes – both hot and cold ones.

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    eb110americana  over 7 years ago

    I’d choke too. Those things look terrible! Who ever heard of a brown artichoke?

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    gatocatcat  over 7 years ago

    Reminds me of when Lays had a sale on their potato chips with cayenne pepper. Had an image of a flame on the back with “Hot!” So some store stocker had built a display with a sign that said, “Hot Lays $.99”. I asked him, “Hey, when did you guys expand into service work?” blank stare

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Oh, pun fun, ehh, Cartoon-Boy?

    Artichokes are one of the less-common of the three usual beddings for moussaka (eggplant being most often found; potatoes my favorite, and artichokes not at all bad). I just threw this in ’cause ’Toon-Boy is Greek. Have an ouzo!

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    John Reece  over 7 years ago

    That artichoke wasn’t brown, it was cuke umber.

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    jsanfor  over 7 years ago

    Actually, it’s thistle. But, whatevs…

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    I like artichokes, but too bad I don’t have them often.

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    BiathlonNut  over 4 years ago

    How much arti could an artichoke choke if an artichoke could choke arti?

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    The_bunny_guy  almost 4 years ago

    Think pig, think!

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    PBS1!  over 3 years ago

    This is a lot like the “no offense” and “cantaloupe” puns earlier.

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