Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    In England people pay for their medical care this way.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    don’t tell me Pig didn’t have enough money (cash OR credit)

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Rat would probably have gotten into a long line and then written a check, so he could p!ss off as many people as possible.

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    BobC1  over 7 years ago

    I would not want to throw out $79.20 to hug a pig. I would rather eat the pig. Pork steaks are wonderful. My credit card is my friend. 2% cash back and I pay for the whole thing every month so there is no interest.

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    dadoctah  over 7 years ago

    $79.20 for two lousy bags of groceries? Someone needs to take a class on food budgeting.

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    synp  over 7 years ago

    What I hate is when they ask “paper or plastic” and I don’t know if they mean the money or the bags.

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    juicebruce  over 7 years ago

    Pig: Gas….Grass…..or A$$…..nobody rides for free…….

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Yeah Pig, and the moon is a harsh mistress.

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    mortaur  over 7 years ago

    What’s a ROCERY?

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    garcoa  over 7 years ago

    Try taking a hug to the bank.

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    mjb515  over 7 years ago

    Hugs are not a tradable commodity, Pig.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 7 years ago

    You can go that way, Pig, but there’s more to it than just a hug. South Park: BL&C had a song about it.

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    Nuliajuk  over 7 years ago

    The grocer wants his pound of flesh… don’t stand too close or you’ll end up in the bacon display.

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    dsom8  over 7 years ago

    I’m not really sure what Capitalism has to do with this.

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    “Yes, Sir. A big, warm and wonderful hug sounds great. AFTER you have paid the $79.20”

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Grow up, Pig. How have you survived this long? Does Rat do all the buying (or stealing, whatever) for the household?

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    Gent  over 7 years ago

    So much for hamming it, Pig… Fortunately for you he didn’t ask to be paid in Pork Chops…

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    BRIBE HUG!!

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