Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2017

Let’s stop the discussion at money and vehicles.

Oh, I thought O.C.D. were the man’s initials: Othello Constantine Danielson (work with me here, people).

Now if he had an ADHD shirt, I would buy he actually has ADHD

He makes six digits? Let me show him two digits of my choice.

He makes six digits, but the first five are zeros.

It’s surprising that Rat’s not jealous!

There’s a decimal point before the last two.

It is widely consider that the Colossus of Rhodes was hollow, with an internal structure of iron tie bars.

I can think of a couple other words beginning with D that would work there…

Out Counting Ducks……

Good thing he’s standing behind the wall, so people won’t be pointing and laughing…

His attention span isn’t all that’s short.

Um. Excuse me, but isn’t that “C. D. O.”? They’re not alphabetized.

I’m guessing he has little to be ashamed of.

Ugh! One of THOSE guys?

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His obviously dyed-blond hair; his “look at me” shades; his proclaiming sweatshirt OCD; —all these things make me suspect Rat’s “friend” is naught but the product of a chance encounter in the night at the bar between two drunken braggarts who saw an affinity….

He’s got a motorcycle with the muffler removed too, right?

If I made six figures, I wouldn’t look like that. I would definitely have gold blind. ( ﾟдﾟ)

If Stephan Pastis ever does a comic about autism, I don’t mind at all. I have autism, but I take no offense!