Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2017

Uber Radio Flyer – for the nostalgic fares.

Narrator: They didn’t notice.

You can’t beat our Ubear service, Pig! ;0)

The drunk ones already fell off the wagon!

That rickshaw is a bit cramped.

I thought Pig HAD a car…

A rickshaw would have worked better.

Honestly, who has a wagon anymore?

Appears to be a niche market

Let’s go watch Taxi on TV.

In this business, it helps to have a lot of pull.

Well, it certainly is green.

Oh, sure, Pig. Pick on “the drunks” again!

And to think, I’d have paid for a ride in your Little Red Wagon….

They wouldn’t.