Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 08, 2018

Stephan, tell him you’re not a virgin.

How gruesome.

I’m thinkin’ this lincoln inkin’ incan is stinkin’.

He’s not winkin’, and you’re not blinkin’.

Are you starting to get a feeling that’s sinkin’ ?

Another one I can’t figure out. Tried the say-it-fast-three-times trick, but no bells ringing so far.

Careful, Pastis. Don’t inca-r their wrath!

Goat should do a novel about the cheerful native flower-child rapper from a people of the southwest region.

You know, the, “Happy Hippie Hip-Hop Hopi”.

C’mon, if Stephen can get away with it…

What was Pastis thinkin’ when he started inkin’ this stinkin’ Lincoln, inkin’ Incan ?

Saw this one coming from the first panel.

Bo binkin, banana fanna fo finkin…

It’s my melody, it’s my symphony

Inka dinka do, a dinka dee, a dinka doo

Oh what a tune, what a tune or crooning

Inka dinka do, a dinka dee, a dinka doo

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Jimmy Durante

The pun is a high form of art.

lawyers from The Simpsons on line 2 Mr Pastis. (girl’s jump roping scene early 90s seasons)

The inside scoop on the comic-strip artist’s craft,from that stinkin’ Cartoon-Boy, makin’ Lincoln ink Incan!

I support Human Sacrifice in certain cases….

Does Lincoln have LinkedIn?

xxx

Are the drawings G-rated, or are the Incans kinkin’?

Reminds me of this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJkXOggXrBM

The Inca actually rarely practiced human sacrifice.

Is that guy supposed to be Big Nate creator Lincoln Peirce? He has the same name and looks a lot similar. Yeah, I’m also a fan of Big Nate, my other favorite comic strip! Surprisingly, Big Nate is one of the comic strips Pearls has not yet mocked, even though Big Nate is older by 11 years and they share the same syndicate (United Feature/Universal Uclick). I’d LOVE to see a Big Nate reference in Pearls!