Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2018

That also might be why Pig’s brain remains undiscovered.

And Pig remains in the dark in regards to scientific knowledge.

Breaking News Dark matter makes up 90% of all Legos.

Actually, Pig may be onto something!

On a serious note, you don’t need to contrive undetectable things like ‘dark matter’ when you take into account the all-pervasive, massive amount of interstellar plasma and its effects at galactic scales.

Have the scientists tried looking under the cushions of the sofa? Amazing how much can hide there.

When you are walking around in it, yes dark does matter.

Someday, if we travel far enough out in space, we will find that light switch!

I just need another toke or two to understand it.

Does he go , wee, wee, wee, all the way home?

Sounds like a Yogi Berra-ism in the making

Pig logic!

Yesterday morning I posted a “tongue-in-cheek” comment on this forum regarding an event that occurred 89 years ago in Chicago. In view of the event occurring yesterday afternoon, I have deleted that comment. My thoughts and best wishes go out to the families in Parkland and Coral Springs (my former home town) served by Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School.

Then there’s this: https://singularityhub.com/2017/12/01/study-finds-dark-matter-and-dark-energy-may-not-exist-heres-what-to-make-of-it/

Pig is right. The reason they can’t find what they’re looking for is, the universe is enormous and very poorly lit.

I solved that problem by keeping a flashlight on the nightstand.

I love the dark. There are some people who insist on having the light on. Even if it’s broad daylight outside.

Wasteful, much?

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Pig, your ignorance is a dark matter.

I bet if you ask the scientists, they will be forced to admit that they have not tried turning the lights on.

Just be glad it wasn’t the Vashta Nerada, Pig. That’s when the dark really matters….

We tried but found way too many burned out light bulbs.

Are you nuts, Goat?! Discussing science would help Pig learn more and be smarter! But you got a good point.

“Get water”?? Really??

It’s 4% matter, 22% dark matter and 74% dark energy which make up the universe, so we really don’t know what 96% of our universe is made off.