Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2018

Is Rat the bad guy in this book?

“Next, we’ll take a hot, steamy bath!… with flea powder!”

But it gains something too. Most notably bubonic plague. But still … something.

Chapter 2: Bring Out the Dead.

Why would a guy who never wears clothes think that disrobing is arousing ???

Try substituting swine flu and see where it takes you.

I don’t want to go on the cart.

Is there a vaccine for Bubonic Plague? Walmart would have one and they are free for seniors. However, the vaccine may cause vomiting, diahrea, heart palpatations,headaches, body odor, headaches, gum disease, gengavitis, etc.

Yersinia pestis is a bacteria, not a virus.

It’s the only way they’ll get through the crowd at the gate.

Sounds more like something Rat would write.

Ring around the rosy,A pocket full of posies.Achoo! Achoo!We all fall down!

Pig, it needs more polish to rise to the level of swinish pornography of the sort that would appeal to fans of bodice-popping romance novels!

This seems like a very interesting novel…

Shouldn’t that be “Alice”

The clothing can´t be exposed to the bubonic plague. It can be inhabited by fleas which in turn carry yseris pestis the bacillus which is the bubonic plague.