Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2018

Now, get a landline and newspaper subscription.

Works for me.

a better idea, Goat, is just to ignore it and to laugh it off

Remember, Goat, the Devil is in the deTails.

Just horn in on the action and you will be fine(d).

And one more thing, 666 is my not-so-unlucky number.

You need a deck of cards to begin with.

A couple of months ago I deleted my Twitter account and dumped Facebook and Instagram. Yes…the real world still exists…and it’s great.

Hooray for Pig!! Pig for President!

May the Power of the Croc be with you !………….Facebook is good for signing in to other sites and that is about it. Quit posting there a long time ago :-)

I get called all kinds of things as if I care what idiots think of me.

I recommend cultivating a degree of self-control that’s sufficient to make discarding the baby itself unnecessary.

Plus, Pig can open wine bottles with his tail.

No one said that you have to listen.

Whoops there goes another rubber tree ,Kerplunk ;)

You know you’re in for a long day when Pig is acting smarter than you are.

Pig used the Rat method!

Whatever you do Goat, don’t read the comments under the Political Cartoons!

Yep!!!!!

That’s one way.

Well played, Pig.

I always destroy my friend’s belongings when he comes to me with a problem! I’m a pig!

Pig’s approach works.

Recognize who is peripheral in your life and those of others about whom they talk or type, and don’t give much weight to what they say.

I don’t care enough about you to care what you say.

That’s actually a very good idea

Bravo, Pig! Now, repeat about four or five billion times!

Yeah. If only.

I’ve always been mystified by this random sand spit the characters sometimes stand and chat on. I would expect it to be washed away eventually.

Right, now go to the library, borrow some books, and spend the day (or week) reading.

THANK you pig.

goat has been enlightened