Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2019

A good time for a volcanic eruption will be next November.

Figuratively or literally, Rat ?

Rat and I think a lot alike here.

Rat is in-raged because he is being impeached.

According to some, we’re not supposed to be outraged. We’re just supposed to quietly accept all the terrible stuff happening like good little mindless drones and dronettes.

Happy Give-Thanksing!

Rat is surprisingly calm or tranquil, until the day he isn’t.

In my head, all I see are little rat turds shooting from his hind end.

Rat indicating of exploding himself? Better arrest Rat immediately.

Keep Rat away from the Texas Tower…

The new Christmas Movie …. “Raging Rat-Ferno” … Croc Power !

53% of the nation will have erupted before 2020!

Bingo!

Rat’s Rage: It’s more than famous. It’s IN-famous.

How, exactly, does one appear outraged? Are there dance moves involved?

The current administration is THERE because of a volcanic eruption. This time around, the dems are doubling down on the wacky.

Rat is not outraged because he knows it is the results that matter, not the one doing it. More jobs, better economy, cleaning out the corrupt in Washington… all good.

That’s disturbing.

It is not healthy to be constantly outraged by politics.

It’s hard to tell with that mouthless expression.

“Serenity now….Insanity later.” – Lloyd Braun, Seinfeld

It could’ve been worse, Rat. Hilary the Horrible could’ve been our President. (And let the Democratic Whining begin in 3,2,1…..).

Btw, I didn’t vote for either candidate. There’s not one politician out there who is vote worthy from either side in 2020.

The real problem is ‘Government BY the people …’

Never leave for tomorrow what you can do today…. there will still be outrage next November

Or it could just be that beef, bean and jalapeño burrito you had for lunch.

I’m not happy about the arguably worst president and most corrupt administration ever (try looking at the facts) but I’m too busy and value my sanity and stomach lining too much to give in to anger. I’ll just do my best to make sure my children don’t grow up to be Republicans or conservative and I’ll vote against Republicans next November.

Well, that’s a good analogy. And scientist’s think they will be able to forecast eruptions.

What, you don’t spend any time on-line?

When Rat finally blows his top, it will not be a pretty scene. Comic Strip Censor Guy should be advised beforehand, to spare the more sensitive viewers from the shocking event!

How about you explode after my Hawaii trip?

How does goat know rat doesn’t look outraged? He never looks at him.

I know a guy that raged so hard one time he actually fainted and had hiccups for a few months